New episode this Sunday or Monday. Then one more. Then indefinite sabbatical. 

While I, of course, can’t prove the naysayers ‘wrong,’ perhaps I can give them four tips to assist them in their viewing experience.

Yep, the Internet is a lot like the last person in the world you’d ever want to marry.

Please comment with every funny rape joke you’ve heard. Then others please explain how rape jokes contribute to rape culture.  Then I will delete this post.

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Even a Gladstone-sized catastrophe can be salved by the healing balm of alcohol.

The 5 Easiest Ways to Ruin Any Vacation

Yes, beautiful Banff. One of the most sought-out skiing vacation spots in the world and only one-and-half-hours from Calgary by car! True, it was no longer really skiing season, but I don’t actually ski, so it wasn’t a problem. Also, I was told there were plenty of other attractions so I set out for two days of Banff’s banffiest best.

And that’s when everything fell apart. My mini-vacation was besieged by numerous maladies. How many? Well, five. Five maladies. That’s why this is a five-entry list.

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Indy drove Marion into the arms of alcoholism. And also a monkey. Which is drugs.

4 Reasons ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ Is Secretly About Drugs

#4. Marion in Nepal

This was no summertime fling gone wrong. This unholy union was capable of creating something darker than the destruction of the relationship between a mentor and his favorite student. Marion says, near tears, “Do you know what you did to me? To my life?” More than a broken heart. Indiana is the source of her physical addiction. Indeed, I would offer that Indiana is not only the indirect cause of her chemical dependencies — via the broken heart she nurses with drugs — but perhaps directly responsibility for her addiction. The one who got her hooked in the first place.

He enters, and her first reaction is to light a cigarette.

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Heroin, specifically. 

I decided I’d take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.

Not really gonna miss you picking lice after crashing random couches for a night. you come over uninvited all the time with pop records little girls buy.