What's up with hate by numbers?
New episode this Sunday or Monday. Then one more. Then indefinite sabbatical.
June 2013
4 posts
4 Tips for Enjoying the New 'Arrested Development' Season →
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While I, of course, can’t prove the naysayers ‘wrong,’ perhaps I can give them four tips to assist them in their viewing experience.
5 Ways the Internet Is Like a Bad Spouse →
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Yep, the Internet is a lot like the last person in the world you’d ever want to marry.
Rape Jokes
Please comment with every funny rape joke you’ve heard. Then others please explain how rape jokes contribute to rape culture. Then I will delete this post.
May 2013
10 posts
4 Reasons 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' Is Secretly About Drugs →
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Heroin, specifically.
5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombies Killers →
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I decided I’d take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.
Gladstone, can you clarify the lyrics of the second verse of Taylor Swift's "boyfriend's" video response (HBN September 2012)? All I'm getting is something about picking lice and depression and I'm driving my coworkers crazy listening to it on repeat.
Not really gonna miss you picking lice after crashing random couches for a night. you come over uninvited all the time with pop records little girls buy.
The 4 Greatest Things in Comedy (Everyone Misunderstands) →
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We all love things that bring us pain.
…. or 4 Things I Love In Comedy That Bring Only Pain.
April 2013
4 posts
The 4 Ballsiest Career Moves by Famous Musicians →
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These were important artists with huge followings who had no need to change course or rock the boat.
Hey Gladstone. I'm a frequent reader of Cracked, and Iove your articles. Just wanted to drop a note to say that I love the closing paragraph to your crazy-fanbase article. It's one of the best things I've read in a long time. Have a good one!
Thank you.
The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases →
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These are four celebrities whose fans I’m sure to avoid at parties and online.
