Gladstone -- Now in Color

Here are 5 tweets I left in the span of about 90 seconds upon hearing that Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul for President:

Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul? Hmm, I want her on our side for the upcoming race war. (She has strong legs!)

Kelly Clarkson wants Ron Paul to run America. The same women who thought Clive Davis didn’t know how to run a record label.

Kelly Clarkson’s support for Ron Paul is much like Ron Paul himself: strange and inconsequential.

Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul. Asked for comment Simon Cowell said, “I’m a ginormous douchebag with man breasts.”

Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul. Or as history from five years from now will record it: “Who supports who?”

It seems to have become hip online to talk about about how the end of Raiders sucks because Indy doesn’t do anything. His job was to make sure the Nazis dont get the arc and then they do and then there was nothing to worry about anyway because the Arc took care of itself.  That idea has run on Cracked and on WWTDD.

I wholly disagree. For me, the point was that even though Indy is a brilliant scholar and thoroughly awesome action hero, he is humble in the face of God.  Unlike the Nazis who arrogantly seek to control God and use the power of the Arc for their purposes, Indy closes his eyes.  It is this act that saves him. Not his intellect. Not his bravery.  His reverence, respect, and humility.