Here are 5 tweets I left in the span of about 90 seconds upon hearing that Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul for President:
Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul? Hmm, I want her on our side for the upcoming race war. (She has strong legs!)
Kelly Clarkson wants Ron Paul to run America. The same women who thought Clive Davis didn’t know how to run a record label.
Kelly Clarkson’s support for Ron Paul is much like Ron Paul himself: strange and inconsequential.
Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul. Asked for comment Simon Cowell said, “I’m a ginormous douchebag with man breasts.”
Kelly Clarkson supports Ron Paul. Or as history from five years from now will record it: “Who supports who?”