I'm sorry jerks have been abusing you. I like your writing a lot, I think you're very clever and the Notes from the Internet Apocalypse was brilliant. I also very much enjoyed your childhood David Bowie costume (I'm not even being sarcastic or bitchy--if I had gone to high school with you, I would have wanted to hang out and listen to Spiders with you). I hope you have a better day, man. Don't let the bastards get you down.
I almost never let it get me down. The thing is, there aren’t bastards. They’re fans. Horribly misguided fans who think abuse is the path to bffs. Thank you.