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Anonymous asked: As someone who's not the most racially sensitive person, may I ask how much you think antisemitism exists in the modern world. The reason I was given on why I shouldn't be a racist asshole was not that it was a good thing to do, but because everyone would hate me. Unfortunately people can like you even if you're a bigot so it took me up till now to realize I'm sort of racist....
Anonymous asked: You use the word retarded when someone doesn't understand that you're not being serious. The problem with the word for me is that it is such a cheap word to use, it has way more impact than the words idiot, moron, or even imbecile.
Anonymous asked: Do you feel bad about how much you use the word retarded?
Anonymous asked: You seem like a person with a very strong ethical code. You should write a column on ethics.
Anonymous asked: I just realized why you're my favorite Cracked columnist. It's because you know when you're just insulting a commenter because he's being an idiot or insulting a commenter because you're defending yourself for ego related reasons. I hope you get everything you've ever wanted out of life. Take Care.
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Anonymous asked: Why doesn't hate by numbers have more views?
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Some of these are hard to believe. If you vote “funny” I’ll show you my boobs.
Anonymous asked: I don't think you used the word "satire" correctly. What is satirical about your Taylor Swift video? Comedy, sure, but satire?
Anonymous asked: I'm in Germany and I obviously can't watch the video. Unfortunately, sharing and re-posting it is not going to change that, since the assholes behind this blockade are the GEMA, the German equivalent to your RIAA. Isn't there somewhere else you could upload it? (Dailymotion comes to mind.)
we-are-all-born-mad asked: I love the fact that you can have a whole Cracked article about criticizing Obama and another one criticizing OWS and it will never be good enough for people who feel you are obligated to be bi-partisan in everything you write. Ignore these people, they are struggling with their prepubescent crush on you.
Anonymous asked: The fact you've ignored my follow-up question just further convinces me that you've realised you're in the wrong, but I'm aware it takes a bigger man than you to ever admit that.
Anonymous asked: Ok, new question. Why do you feel the need to bash Republicans candidates rather than Democrat ones? You know you do.
Anonymous asked: Is everyone writing for your magazine a Democrat? Are conservative views tolerated in your midst?
Anonymous asked: So if someone posted a photo of your daughter in her underwear in their blog you wouldn't mind, because it's not pornography, right? I know you've got followers who will 'like' your 'comebacks' so you feel you're not in the wrong, but just know that you are.
Anonymous asked: 'Teen' heavily implies under 18 though...I don't know who you were trying to get in trouble but posting underage girls in their underware is pretty bad practice.
I’m surprised that I keep getting questions about whether I hate the other Cracked columnists based on all the jokes I make about them. I’ve been tooling on the other Cracked writers for years. I thought it was a pretty obvious sign of affection. I like everyone I make fun of, and If I’m NOT tooling on them, that doesn’t mean I dislike them. It just means I don’t...
generaljehy asked: Does HBN still need donations?
thegallifreyanin221b asked: So, do you legitimately dislike ATB, or is it a joke between Cracked columnists? Also, does anybody like Ian Fortey?
Anonymous asked: That girl in her undies looks underage.
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Claire Zulkey interviewed me for WBEZ (link on my Twitter @Wgladstone), but here’s the full interview from her own site where I say nice things about some Cracked peeps. For some reason.
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