4 Things Atheists & Believers Should Stop Saying... →
Anonymous asked: Do you technically "work" for cracked or do you just freelance write the occasional article and decide to send it to them as opposed to another publisher?
Anonymous asked: I just read your article on Cracked, 4 Things Both Atheists and Believers Need to Stop Saying. I have to say it's been one of the best articles I've read in a long time. It honestly made me feel a lot better. I'm really glad you dropped some knowledge on people. Sorry to go on about this on your tumblr.
Hey, guess what kind of people piss me off on... →
Anonymous asked: Isn't it ark, not arc?
The Ending of Raiders of the Lost Arc Rules
It seems to have become hip online to talk about about how the end of Raiders sucks because Indy doesn’t do anything. His job was to make sure the Nazis dont get the arc and then they do and then there was nothing to worry about anyway because the Arc took care of itself. That idea has run on Cracked and on WWTDD. I wholly disagree. For me, the point was that even though Indy is a...
stuff-and-that asked: I saw you saying under your latest article that no one commented on your subtle joke. I just want to let you know if it's the word 'Pretty' under Soren's picture (rather than 'Getty') I did see it! And I actually did comment =] My username on Cracked is Mish. So don't worry, it wasn't too subtle! Unless you meant some other, subtler joke, in which case...
My new Cracked Column -- Hippies, Sex, other Stuff →
spriteisanenjoyablebeverage asked: I notice on your articles, more often than not, you take the time to read through and sometimes respond to commenters. Why would you want to do that? Most of the time they're ignorant comments with very unflattering analogies of your writing.
Joe Paterno Jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s There? Joe Paterno. Joe Paterno Who? Joe Paterno who failed to report horrific sexual abuse. How many Joe Paternos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, if he has Sandusky do it. Oh, and the light bulb is a helpless boy. What has 4 eyes but can’t see (horrific sexual abuse?) Did you hear the one about Joe Paterno and St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven? Yeah,...
Help Keep Hate By Numbers (and my ability to buy...
I work a full time job. I also maintain a weekly cracked column. But due to this recession, I’m still in dire need of funds. That’s why I brought Hate By Numbers back last month as a fan-sponsored program. If I’m going to work a third job, then I”d prefer it be one I enjoy, and at the same time be one that makes people happy. But considering the demands of my two...
notsogreatatthisnamething asked: Hi. I just started following your tumblr and traced back to see if I missed anything awesome, because, you know, the internet encourages stalking. When I saw that you did a cover of "not the girl you think you are" (with a Kate Bush poster in the back round no less) I actually squealed out loud. It was very good. To make this more questiony, why do you think that comedy and music seem to...
Here is the 3rd in the series no one asked for. Songs from my old set. This one’s an original called “Everything’s Forgiven.” Yes, I’m wearing scrubs. I’m a bit of a sickie. Also, I’m staring at the corner for some reason. If it helps, pretend there’s a goblin there.
5 Jokes Bloggers Need To Stop Making →
My latest column at cracked is doing pretty well even thought 90 percent of the commenters apparently thought i was talking about anything people say on the Internet instead of humor conventions bloggers use. On the bright side, no one gave me shit about my Steve Jobs joke! yay.
maraschinocheri asked: You have a Kate Bush poster, Gladstone. You're now officially even more amazing.