Anonymous asked: Is it a waste of your time to listen to me tell you how awesome I think you are?
If I were less needy, but you’re in luck!
Anonymous asked: Hey I'm sorry but I really need another update on your book, can you please tell me one little detail?
My novel is completed and still receiving replies from the first round of submissions to publishing houses. Make sure you like the Facebook page for updates.
4 Things The Internet Teaches You About The Internet -
If you care to know me, which is questionable, this is the one to read. This is who I am in 2k words.
Boris Karloff (November 23, 1887 - February 2nd, 1969) at home, tending to his beloved plants and flowers.
“I’ll never forget, before we worked together in ‘Fu Manchu’ (1932), during the Summer we had a terrible drought. Boris was making ‘Frankenstein’ (1931), and I lived above him in Coldwater Canyon. One evening, I was driving home when I suddenly nearly drove my car into a ditch - there in the lovely garden, was the monster itself, tenderly watering the roses. Boris was such a dedicated gardener that he was afraid he’d lose the roses to the heat, so had rushed home without taking off his makeup to catch them at sundown - the best time for watering. It was quite a sight.” - Actor Charles Starrett
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Anonymous asked: Are you a jew by day and a christian by night?
Jew upon occasion in practice. Always in my mind. And not Christian.
We are 3/4 of the way to funding four new episodes. thank you all. Learn how to contribute at www.kafkamaine.com/hatebynumbers
Anonymous asked: Do you suggest freezing myself until your book comes out?
Make room for me.
I was just asked my favorites so I decided to link them:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/ndaa-biggest-election-issue-no-ones-talking-about/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-experiences-you-never-get-over/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-mistakes-women-make-when-dealing-with-men/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-types-wall-street-protesters-hurting-their-own-cause/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-dr.-who-became-my-religion/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-there-are-so-many-jews-in-comedy/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-things-gay-people-are-going-to-hate-about-gay-marriage/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-the-ground-zero-mosque-debate-makes-no-sense/
http://kafkamaine.com/apocalypse.html
comunicationbreakdownkid asked: What is your favourite article you've written for cracked?
Can’t pick a favorite: Sexting over 30; Ground Zero Mosque; NDAA; Awful Experiences You Never Get Over; 3 Things Women Need To Understand About Men; and the Internet Apocalypse Series. Yours?
Anonymous asked: Will your sex scene with Oz be more in detail in the book?
The sex scene is longer, but not much more graphic. More psychological