Gladstone -- Now in Color

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Sure, sure, terrible, paranoid, war-mongering President, but just how cool and awesome does Richard Nixon look here?

giovanni-stewarto:

[1997][2012]

What’s so funny?

Dave (1997): Don’t kid yourself, that pepper-spray is just perfect for zesty salads.

Dave (2012): [Mitt Romney] reminds me of the guy that you see on the package of underpants.

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

I have Pope Pope in the attic.

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you’re not allowed to just say stuff here, right? that’s twitter? OK, cool.

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cracked:

Gladstone can’t close a bag of shredded cheese, so now it’s everybody’s problem.

Yep. Everybody.

i haVE BEEN WAITING A MILLION FUCKIN YEARS FOR YOU TO GET A TUMBLR

Anonymous

Ive had it for well over a year….

Dude, why do you assume every woman's profile pic's primary purpose is to attract men?

Anonymous

I should have said “attract other people” instead of men, because yes a percentage of the world is gay. But the reason I see a component of trying to be attractive to the world in every action that people engage in online is because, I live in the world and work for the Internet.

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I too watch DR Who and cry. I live in Washington DC where every idea needs a C.V., Joan Didion essay, or an old family tree to be taken seriously. So here, when I want them to understand why DR Who is great and deserves to be taken seriously I send them your essay Why DR Who became my religion. It's smart, witty and gets the Dr taken seriously. thanks from the bottom of both my hearts for writing that down. And I do have a question how many Dr Who scripts have you written? I'm doing that too.

Anonymous

Thank you. And none.